Givin' the People What they Want -OJays

(another attempt at "humor" by God)

…..THE 1880’S

By Van Gross, MD

Presidential Debate Handleree Rich Romney (not to be confused with Presidential Helpmate Ayn Rand Ryan) is clearly getting himself “Ready for the 80’s” with his Reaganesque charisma and 80’s style ideology.

As President Obama has pointed out, Romney fears Russia. “That’s why in my first day in the oval office, I’ll ban Dostoevsky’s new book The Brothers Karamazov,” proclaimed Rich.

Asking modern day Native Americans from various parts of the US to “self-deport to the Americas they came out of originally, not this America where they live illegally now”, the Romster  brought back hallowed memories of Sitting Bull and his band of “illegals” surrendering to INS type authorities at Fort Buford, Montana in 1881.

Many have likened Rich (nee Ricardo Richie Rich Mitterand Francois Romney) to the nasty Garfield (the cat) but others prefer a comparison to President James Garfield who was elected by the narrowest of margins in 1880 thanks to the fact that as Rich notes “California wasn’t packed with overwhelming numbers of
‘self-deportable’ Latinos back then.”

Employing Thomas Edison style prints used to make the first movies in the 80’s, Rich is also putting together a book binding festival featuring "Women, Dolls and Discriminated Against Babes” to be held in his home territory of Detroit utilizing paper from perfectly aligned “hometown” trees he’ll be chopping down with tomahawks he’ll be confiscating from “savages like Obama” during the ongoing American-Indian Wars.

“We’ve got our horses and bayonets ready and we’re going after that whole Democrat Tribe so we can lock and load them into those Vote Booths. Prisoners of war. That’s what they are.

I hate war but it will be the last option to capture them and place their fingers over that Rich Romney-Rand Ryan tab on that vote machine I bought from one of my holding companies,” indicated the former New England Governor from Utah.

Speaking of war, "Romeo Rutherford Romney" as his wife Blondie calls him, (he’s got binders of her too), will be launching a redo of the Anglo-Egyptian War that first took place in 1882. It seems      R & R alienated so many from those in Britain and Egypt that both of those nations have pledged to rumble with a Romney-led USA. Battles featuring Bain Capital soldiers along with crusader Dick Cheney for “moral support” will be staged near Cairo by 2014.  “If the fighting doesn’t go well, we can always make a switch and call it the Mormon Olympics to bring  ‘peace to the world’ which I sort of promised during the last debate,” Romney noted.

“I’m a peacenik now,” added Flip Flopping Olympian Rich “in honor of Gandhi since he was born around 1880 and like him, I’m not big on Chinamen. I think I channeled Mahatma when I visited Bombay and started working on turning a group of 4^th graders into geniuses the way I did in my home state of Massachusetts (in addition to Michigan since I’m a ‘car guy’).

Anyway those 4^th graders in Calcutta perfectly lined up to work for Bain just like the trees near Detroit have been doing since 1887. I could fire them at any minute of course but I’m against forest fires except if the fumes encourage self-deportation of Mexicans though my Dad George "Bush" Romney was born there and grew up to be a Tree that Grew in Brooklyn.”


Afgan-Iraqi Peacenik George "Bush" Romney
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BREAKING NEWS

Pope names 6 cardinals,



none from Italy......




"Giants in on this too...since they prevented former



Italian Cardinals like Joe Torre from playing this year in



the World Series," notes ex- Cardinal St. Lou McCarver



 


   Cardinal Steroid                                  Cardinal Anti-Trust



            
  Cardinal Black (nee White)             Cardinal Whitey  (nee Herzog)

                
Polish Cardinal (just like Pope!)         Dominican Cardinal  (thanking God for appointment)    

BREAKING NEWS:


COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER


REASSIGNED TO


KINDERGARTEN


AFTER


"EDWARD SCISSORHANDS"


MISHAP ON GRIDIRON



Dyrell Roberts


of Va. Tech finds scissors on UNC football field during 10/6 game


Play time carrying blunder to launch transcript review


Milk and cookies limitations likely if Romper Room return enacted



Virginia Tech


Grade Level Official:


"I don't care how many

  TD's Roberts has, you don't


carry scissors point up.


People can get stabbed. And the


man could have been tempted


because he's black, the coach is


white and Obama's black and


Romney's white....don't get me


started........


Lock down on gridiron.


Lock down on gridiron.


All teachers report to


Show and Tell.


Wait a minute do I have this


 grade level thing right?


Asian with gun. Asian with gun.


Hold on. What year are we in?


Doesn't matter. We're taking


no chances.


All co-eds report for immediate


rape counseling.


Fire in the stadium. Fire in the


stadium.


Wait a minute. Is this game


even at Virginia Tech?


Immaterial.


Attention all security.


Big Bird advancing


near Va. Tech


on a PBS freebee.


Shoot animal first.


Then call Romney so taxpayers


don't have to pay for the


incineration."





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ROMNEY-RYAN


THE NEW

"TWO BROKE GIRLS- NOT"

TICKET



ABIDING BY THE RYAN PLAN

TO END MEDICARE,

SENIOR REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMEN

HAND IN MEDICARE CARDS AHEAD OF

RYAN NOMINATION

"WE'RE GOING BANKRUPT AND BECOMING

 STREET PEOPLE AFTER MAJOR ILLNESS JUST

LIKE YOUNGER AMERICANS," SAY LEGISLATORS

Ryan and Romney: the New Colossus

The Half of Wisconsin Leaders- President-Vice President 

Those dairy products and farm animals are in R & R Country!!

 

   

Give us your not so tired, your unpoor your non-union farmers, business owning slave drivers, military militia , tycoons and those not that huddled masses of just plain nasty folk

Yearning to breathe free (because under Ryan’s plan, it’s a stretch to pay for COPD meds)

 

The wretched refuse of your teeming shore- (Uh those ethnics can self-deport thank you)

Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to Obama-Biden Land that doesn’t include this Wisconsin 50% territory!!

I lift my lamp beside the golden door! (All aboard for our Gold Hiding Cruise to the Cayman’s leaving on Thursday!!!)


  "Say Cheese...R & R has my vote!!"

 
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THE RADICAL

NEUROCREATIVITY
 
PROJECT


A VAN GROSS, MD INITIATIVE

 

 

 

 

inside the mind of Fusion Clinical Multimedia, Inc.

Kenneth Van Gross, M.D.-Neurologist and Director

July 2012- Miami, Florida

Under the Neurofusion banner, a division of Fusion Clinical Multimedia, Inc., the purpose of The Radical Neurocreativity Project is to merge the Literary and Visual Arts with the field of Neurology.



Stay tuned for important links and archives included in the Project. 



"Radical" should not be an ominous word for the Americas. It's the mandated term for real change.

A- THE MOVEMENT DISORDER PROJECT- CHOREA AND CONSCIOUSNESS- THE MOVIE AND OTHER WORKS

The Movement Disorder Project is based upon a fictionalized medical adventure involving the search for the cause of a rare abnormality of blood and involuntary movements in the same patient. The adventure takes the reader from Miami to Cuba to New York, to Europe and ultimately to an oil rich lake in the jungles of Venezuela. A gallery of photographic scenes and literary excerpts from the award winning play Movement Disorder written by Kenneth Van Gross, MD is available for discussion.

Movement Disorder merges the search for understanding of a neurological condition, a hematological abnormality and a higher appreciation of consciousness.

Movement Disorder is seeking interested producers, publishers and choreographers to review the script and begin productions of it in multiple art forms.

B- THE PRIMAL NEUROANTHROPOLOGY PROJECT

Primal Neuroanthropology involves the quest for our evolution in neurological terms. We know much about the evolution of anatomy over time but we have not devoted enough to the evolution of our behavior patterns, postures and movements from the neurological standpoint. The answer would seem to be contained in Sports, Dance and in gestures found in everyday life that carry glimpses of our pre-history. Looking at infants and other species in regards to this journey is also highly instructive. The issue of sidedness, an area often dismissed simply as a superficial curiosity, may also provide clues to “central governors” within us.

C- THE FUSION-DISSOCIATION ARTISTIC PROJECT

The Fusion-Dissociation Artistic project is a vehicle for the presentation of themes within our unconscious apparent through the visualization of our forms. And what is the unconscious? Is it a neuropsychiatric entity or entirely an abstraction? We have two sides to our brain, that are mirror images…do our minds also exist in this form? And what of the concept of wholeness, when we are divided in our cerebral hemispheres? The lesson of the Siren may hold novel implications. And indeed multiple identities are assumed to be part of the dissociative disorder category in psychiatry. But what evidence is there for same evident to the naked eye? Painters and sculptors will provide brilliant answers in their works of art.

D- THE MEDICAL AND NEUROPSYCHIATRIC SATIRE PROJECT

Medical and Neuropsychiatric Satire is a field several have dabbled in over the years. Now however, The Neurocreativity Project attempts to bring it forward as a powerful literary force through a variety of essays by Kenneth Van Gross in largely unchartered waters. Some would call some his humor pre-psychotic. Others would simply label it the ramblings of a madman.


You all have seen evidence of this in the past year's postings here.  Deal with it or buy the satire. A volume featuring Van Gross, MD satire posted here in 2011 and 2012 is in the works.

E-THE REVOLUTION LECTURE ON TIME, PLACE AND PERSON AND NEUROPSYCHOPHILOSOPHY

In March 2004, Kenneth Van Gross and 100 American scientists and doctors were banned from attending a conference on Coma in Cuba. Reasons given by the Bush administration were political. This spawned the Revolution Lecture Series by Dr. Van Gross, which launched in November 2004 in Miami. The subject matter is decidedly apolitical, as was the banned conference. Van Gross was to speak about new paradigms in an area he calls Neuropsychophilosophy, combining ideology drawn from all three fields. Time, Place and Person are grand themes when we grapple with their relevance to our sense of Self and how same can be altered by brain injury.

The purpose of the Revolution Lecture is to apoliticize science and medicine for the greater good of the world’s peoples. A documentary film is being planned which will chronicle a revisit to Cuba and other Caribbean/South American nations by Dr. Van Gross to deliver the lecture along with his ongoing presentation of the Revolution Lecture Series throughout the United States (if he is not labeled a “communist sympathizer” and thus will warrant a banning of same in his own country).

F- POETRY ON PAPER AND CANVAS

From whence does poetry emanate?

Is it in a place in our brains or floating only in the incongruity of our minds?

Or perhaps it meanders helter skelter in all the circuitry within our cortices

Rambling, exploding, whispering, hammering,

Or simply articulating thoughts sensed, remembered or created

To thread our personhood

To ignite our souls

The Radical Neurocreativity Project explores poetry in its original form, then translated into Spanish, then transported to canvas to reconceptualize it in another’s cognitive and emotional domain.

G- THE RADICAL NEUROCREATIVITY EDUCATION PROJECT

If you know how the brain works, would you not know how to teach and learn better? This is the basis for the Neuroeducation wing of The Radical Neurocreativity Project. Indeed, art may exist for science’s sake and vice versa. Neither field occurs in isolation. Can we not take another view of Education out of the monolithic world of stultifying tests and “aptitude evaluation” ?

Start the child early learning about the brain and increase both his literary and artistic potential.

That’s the premise for the Neuroeducation project in Neurocreative Learning.

And let teachers join the party as well, identifying new tools to improve the imparting of knowledge and motivation.


A specific Medical Education Project- Fusion Clinical Medical Education falls under this Radical Umbrella. Van Gross, MD was utilizing the term "interdisciplinary" before some current med students were born!

H- “HEALTHCARE REFORM”- WINDOW TO INSANITY

Whether kowtowing to Big Pharma or expanding the poor people’s joke known as Medicaid, Healthcare Reform adds up to a giant blabberwockie. But “pre-existing conditions” really took a beating! Thank heavens for that assault so people can still end up bankrupt from the cost of medical care without being denied the ability to buy insurance plans that will render them penniless.

Van Gross goes after this two party charade sponsored by all in cahoots making pre-existing big bucks on the backs of the sick and excessively CAT Scanned with 66 New Healthcare Proclamations.

In July 2012, after the Supreme Court validation of a sub-optimal Healthcare plan, it is abundantly clear we need a Healthcare Revolution in the USA. Dr. Van Gross has proposed a series of ideas through lectures, rap performances and writings on this critical subject.


Go to this URL:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoDyfrhx-6E

I-HAITI AND THE WORLD- THE SITUATION TODAY AND BEYOND

Tragedy meets the culmination of the absurd Decade of the Aughts. And what a curtain call in April 2010? Obama dispatches Bush after the catastrophe to the land of the extradited Aristede and Baby Doc to offer the Haitian people “moral support”; Dubya shakes hands with Port au Prince victims then wipes his hands on Bill Clinton. Haiti- the ultimate extricator for America’s first black President, spurred on by America’s second black President- with the Oedipally challenged son of Connecticut royalty perched conveniently in the middle.

Where is Kenneth Van Gross, MD in the middle of all this? He’s in Haiti himself doing what he can medically, then filming it all and turning it into a Neuroabsurdia Powerpoint documentary.

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